Noodle's Viewdles

Sep 30

quote People who are depressed have a more accurate perception of time.

— (via psych-facts)

At least I’ll be on time to therapy. When I show up late I can stop going.

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I’m much better live than on paper.

Sep 30

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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zodiacchic:

see more of this kinda stuff here
Sep 30

tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

Sep 30

quote I just want you to know that you’re very special… and the only reason I’m telling you is that I don’t know if anyone else ever has.

— Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via bibliophilebunny)
Sep 30

rakaizombie:

entiredog:

if you thinks aliens follow the human gender binary you need to really rethink things

"human gender binary" i think you mean western gender binary which was forced upon the rest of the world by gunpoint